It is Super Bowl Sunday and we are at Community Market watching the Super Bowl in the bar.
This guy with no shirt on but several necklaces offered a friend a beer from his 6-pack. She asked if it was gluten free. He said, “I’m not anything free, I’m just Free.”
Next thing out of his mouth was, “I don’t go to doctors.”
"I'm really stressed. I've been snorting lavender oil like there is no tomorrow."
Local Facebook post:
"Where can I get yoga pants around here?
Scratch that - dumb question! Where can I get yoga pants that aren't 70 dollars??"
Vintage vignette, in honor of equinox~
Coaches Corner a few years ago, mid-March:
Young woman: "What date is Easter?"
Guy: "It's different every year."
Young woman: "But why?"
Guy: "I have no idea."
Second woman, on a treadmill: "It's the first Sunday after the first full moon after equinox."
Both stare at second woman blankly. Finally the guy says, "Oh. Really? Is that true?"
Second woman, "Yes, really. I don't make these things up." She walks away.
Young woman: "You're all about equinox, how come you didn't know that?"
Guy: "I like solstice, not equinox."
Young woman: "Isn't it, like, the same thing?"
Exasperated sigh. "Um.... no, it isn't."
In a newsletter: "In a strange twist of fate, April Fool's day and Easter are on the same day, during Mercury retrograde. Be careful when you open plastic eggs."
Bumper sticker (thank you Alice W.):
My other car is a yoga mat.
I asked three Sebastopol people what they thought this meant
Sebastopudlian #1: When you do yoga you do go on a journey.
Sebastopudlian #2: I have no earthly idea. I have no cosmic idea either.
Sebastopudlian #3: I am a Sebastopol dweller so strapped for money I can't afford a second car, but I do own a yoga mat.
Sebastoblog has a sister column in Sonoma West Times
http://www.sonomawest.com/sonoma_west_times_and_news/opinion/columns/sebastoblog-land-of-the-goddess/article_4aec03c6-1cd0-11e8-a2b6-7b9c0bb65b4b.html
