Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Sebastoblogette

From one of my community moles:
It is Super Bowl Sunday and we are at Community Market watching the Super Bowl in the bar.
This guy with no shirt on but several necklaces offered a friend a beer from his 6-pack.  She asked if it was gluten free.  He said, “I’m not anything free, I’m just Free.”
Next thing out of his mouth was, “I don’t go to doctors.” 


"I'm really stressed.  I've been snorting lavender oil like there is no tomorrow."


Local Facebook post: 
"Where can I get yoga pants around here?
Scratch that - dumb question!  Where can I get yoga pants that aren't 70 dollars??"

Vintage vignette, in honor of equinox~
Coaches Corner a few years ago, mid-March:
Young woman:  "What date is Easter?"
Guy:  "It's different every year."
Young woman:  "But why?"
Guy:  "I have no idea."
Second woman, on a treadmill:  "It's the first Sunday after the first full moon after equinox."
Both stare at second woman blankly.  Finally the guy says, "Oh.  Really?  Is that true?"
Second woman, "Yes, really.  I don't make these things up."  She walks away.
Young woman:  "You're all about equinox, how come you didn't know that?"
Guy:  "I like solstice, not equinox."
Young woman:  "Isn't it, like, the same thing?"
Exasperated sigh.  "Um.... no, it isn't."

In a newsletter:  "In a strange twist of fate, April Fool's day and Easter are on the same day, during Mercury retrograde.  Be careful when you open plastic eggs."

Bumper sticker (thank you Alice W.):
My other car is a yoga mat.
I asked three Sebastopol people what they thought this meant
Sebastopudlian #1:  When you do yoga you do go on a journey.
Sebastopudlian #2:  I have no earthly idea.  I have no cosmic idea either. 
Sebastopudlian #3:  I am a Sebastopol dweller so strapped for money I can't afford a second car, but I do own a yoga mat.








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