"I can recommend a good chiropractor for you. I mean clearly there are ten thousand chiropractors and massage therapists and practitioners, etc. in Sebastopol. But let me know if you need a recommendation."
From a reader: "I have a new renter on my property. If you followed her around one day a month you'd have enough for five blogs. She is over-the-top Sebastopol, peace/love/harmony/vibrations... everything is from divine source/can you hold my rose quartz while I look for my meditation cushion?"
Elementary school child describing a classmate: "He's got one really big marker in his desk. The biggest marker I've ever seen!"
"What else is in his desk?"
"A notebook for his marker. And essential oils."
ISO energetically clean crystal
Regarding a Halloween costume:
"He was a knight. Although in this picture he looks more like a 70s love child."
"My cousin is hosting Thanksgiving dinner [in Sebastopol]. The thread of seven or eight people that are coming is really comical. People freaking on both sides of the issue of vegetarian options. But the funniest thing is one person not very happy there will be bulgur at the dinner. 'Bulgur has no place at a Thanksgiving meal!! This is not Whole Foods!'"
Vintage post:
(In Santa Cruz) A couple who looked like they could have walked out of the crystal shop on Main Street chimed in. They had lived near Calistoga at one point and loved visiting Sebastopol. "The best Thanksgiving dinner I ever had was in Sebastopol," the man informed me. "Although it was actually vegetarian. And the pretend turkey didn't cook all the way through. And we had more Indian food than American food - but what a great feast.""Yay, we got it done! And one day before mercury goes retrograde, thank god!"
Hashtag of the week:
#mercuryretrogradefuckery
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