Around Town

"And then she asked, 'Do you have Prius blue?'  But the funny thing was I knew exactly what she meant by that!"

"Is there any soda here?  Or just kombucha?"

I attended a new yoga class.  One participant told me she liked this particular studio, it wasn't like one she had previously tried out.  "I didn't have a mat and went to get one from the pile.  They were all looking at me, like 'What kind of person doesn't own their own yoga mat?'"

At Milk and Honey:  "If you're going to hire someone, they should have at least one planet in Virgo."

"This is a tantric household.  There's got to be scented candles around here somewhere."

On the way into Community Market, a dude exiting shouting to someone:  "Patchouli!  Patchouli! Don't forget the patchouli!"

"We are parked next to the truck with the giant crystal in the back."

"She thought I was a Scorpio.  I was trying not to be offended.  I'm like, I'm a quiet Cancer, what on earth makes you think I'm a Scorpio?!"

I recently purchased a car.  My young niece and I were chatting about library books and second grade recess activities.  Then she looks at me seriously.  "Is your new car a hybrid?"

Chatting with a classroom assistant, we talk about things she has heard on the playground over the years:
 - That's not fresh turmeric.
 - Paint from your heart opening.
 - I'm not allowed to have Disney toys.  I'm not allowed to even say the word Disney.
 - There aren't any spelt English muffins here?
 - We only buy clothes at Tribal Fest.



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