Tell me your thoughts on fracking

On my way into Starbucks a guy walking across the parking lot wearing a jester hat and a large golden ankk around his neck flips his dreds and says, "Morning, yo..."  Somehow the two words are condensed into one syllable.
#morninghi(gh)

"You really don't like kombucha?"
"No, it tastes like flavored beer.  Mixed with dirt."

Posted to my page:
"I have to share my experience at Friendly Joe's on the Sebastopol Plaza this morning with you! The next woman in line, after I got my delicious locally roasted coffee drink, brought her own mug (as I did also of course!) but it was already full - the barista turned to her coworker and said, 'she brought her own sheep milk, we can use this, right?'!  I thought to myself only in Sebastopol..."

I ran into someone who lives elsewhere in the county.  Within four minutes of conversation he had talked about a yoga workshop, restorative yoga, vinyasa flow and a meditation CD. 
Me:  "How is it you don't live in Sebastopol?"

Shopping at Community Market When You Are Not From Here
"There are no normal drinks here!  I think that there is no Coke or soft drinks in all of Sebastopol."

Putting away props after yoga, the woman next to me says, "How are you moving so fast?  I just want to sit here."
"I'm moving quickly because I'm trying to get to Whole Foods before it closes.  You should take your time!"
She looks at me solemnly.  "Don't let Whole Foods kill your yoga buzz."

Bumper sticker:
KEEP CALM AND GET IN THE VORTEX

Rental interviews in West County ...
So, you looking to put down roots for awhile?  We're a pretty mellow household, wanting the same in a renter along with some stability.  Do you wear perfume?  Do you cook beef?  Do you use only organic cleaning products?  Tell me your thoughts on fracking.  Are you willing to wear a pussy hat to stay warm because we don't use the heater on account of fracking, naturally.  How do you feel about kombucha enemas?  Would you be open to communal kombucha enemas as a way to solidify our connection as co-creators in housing?  Oh, by the way, think you can not be here most of the time?  That would be great...
(status update of the week, by Shannon)


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