Pricey coconut milk

"I had family over for a Christmas party and hired a massage therapist from Calistoga to come do massage.  She arrived without her bag and asked where she could go in town to buy some massage oil.  I started to suggest a few places, when my sister-in-law piped up, 'Oh, believe me.  There is no shortage of massage oil in Sebastopol!  You could probably buy it from somebody on the street!'"

A shopper at the Barlow telling me:  "Hung out at my friend's house the day after Christmas.  Their seven year old showing me and also naming all the different kinds of crystals there are."

I am playing kids Twister with my niece. I remark, "You are really good at this!"
"Well, yeah.  It's kind of like doing yoga."

At a local coffeehouse a woman whispers, "That's not a cheap drink!"
"Yes," her friend informs her.  "Being vegan is expensive."

"There is a party going on, and it's ended up being more men than women.  I'm a little worried - I don't want it to turn into an extra-testosterone evening."
"The men coming are pretty in touch with their female side.  I doubt it'll be an issue."

Outside of Copperfield's:  "We cannot just get a crystal.  It has to be fluorite.  She made that very clear."

A New Year's eve text:  "I'm at Whole Foods.  Not too many others around.  Just me and the ecstatic dancers."

"There is a group of us getting together to manifest good energy/intentions for the new year, reflect on our path and what we want to release for 2017.  Bring together good energy and ring in good intentions for 2018!"
"I can't think of anything I'd like to do less than that."

T-shirt of the week:
Conscious Cannabis


Local license plates:
ONE SKY
SCAMPR
STR G8
AB DIVN






Shout out to Jaiyen Spa.  Wonderful Thai massage and reflexology. 
http://www.jaiyenspa.com/