Overheard in the plaza: "That's not my moon sign, I'm a Sagittarius rising! You don't know me at all!!"
"You know that nice, feminine, earthy feel to Sebastopol?"
"Yeah."
"They don't have that over in Penngrove."
A friend attended a weekend conference in the Bay Area. She told me she met people from San Francisco, the south bay, the east bay. During a mid-day break she came upon a group from Sebastopol and west county. "Nobody was dressed professionally. One guy immediately started hitting on me. Most of them hadn't even gone to the keynote address in the morning. I think they all brought their own lunch and half of them look like they just rolled out of bed."
"We could be really Sebastopolly unoriginal and meet at Whole Foods."
"I don't know where your coffee table ended up. It's in a yurt somewhere near Jenner I think."
Two young girls skateboarding through Community Market's parking lot. "Yeah, this isn't bad. But really the organic version is a lot better."
"She has a new moon group and a full moon group. It's a good thing there aren't more moon phases or I'd never see my girlfriend."
According to my former neighbor, Daniela:
"Tips for social distancing in Sebastopol: Go to the movie theater right now. There's hardly anyone here. They also have a policy that you should sit two feet away from anyone.
Tip number two: Don't go to Whole Foods in Sebastopol. There is no social distancing there." 😁😁
From a woman whose neighbor was trying to lure people to his home with organic mead: "You'll need to be more creative right now. Mead isn't going to work. Extra toilet paper maybe."
License plates:
HOOOT
O SPIRIT
HARE RZN
ROAM WLF
FOX FEET
