"Tribal Fest is going on? Oh, I thought that's just how Sebastopol women dress."
Customer, standing in front of a large shelf of seventeen kinds of chocolate bars. "What is it with Whole Foods and their shrines to chocolate?"
Mother, to five year old daughter running around in the store: "Honey, you are spazzing out! Did you not take your GABA this morning?"
Two people chatting in the plaza: "You miss Health and Harmony [fair]? Uh, just go hang out in front of Whole Foods most any weekend. It's Health and Harmony all year 'round."
A woman sitting next to my friend, to no one in particular: "I don't like this gluten-free pizza. It lacks a certain zest. The crust tastes like the cardboard in the back of a yellow pad. I would like to get some pizza that is gluten-full." (soft sigh) "And then this imitation pepperoni...."
Favorite text of recent weeks:
"Yes, we can meet at Community Market. But beware, tribal fest divas abound."
Favorite blog comment of the week:
"The blog about Sebastopol, where the streets are paved with yoga mats."
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