Rosemary robbers

A text encounter shown to me:
-We are parked across from the rv w/painted trees and purple dragons on it.
-is this for real?
-Yes....we ARE in Sebastopol, so yes!

A young child in a coffee shop, pointing to a jar of unrefined sugar crystals:  "This is the bad kind of sugar.  This can kill you."

"I knew I'd been living here for a while," a reader relayed in an email, "when I saw a note on the board at school...'Whoever stole the essential oils in Room 4, we want them back!'  And I didn't blink.  Essential oil thieves?  What else is new??"

When Your Yoga Teacher who Lives in Santa Rosa Really Seems Like He is From Sebastopol
(jokingly) "Since there are only two of you tonight we will do an hour of partner yoga eye gazing."

At the Farmers' Market:
"Here are compostable spoons if you need one."
"No thank you.  I have compostable spoons in my car."

Post of the week (on April 20th, if that's not clear): Sebastopol, Ca will be partly cloudy with a smokey haze today. Good time to be out in the 
air would be around 4:20. Just breathe.

(Sebasto-version)
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah! hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one, the little one stops to thank the sun, and they all go marching down to the ground ...
The ants go marching two by two, hurrah! hurrah!
The ants go marching two by two, the little one stops to say I love you, and they all go marching down to the ground ....
The ants go marching three by three, hurrah! hurrah!
The ants go marching three by three, the little one stops to smile with glee, and they all go marching down to the ground ....
The ants go marching four by four, hurrah! hurrah!
The ants go marching four by four, the little one stops to wave at Thor, and they all go marching down to the ground ....

"Honey, we made it through Venus in retrograde."

"Mercury is so fucking in retrograde right now."


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