Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Soda guilt

Near Whole Foods, a woman ends up with a bike beneath her car, and an amped up guy is walking toward her.  My neighbors are convinced there is going to be an altercation as something obviously went down.  The two approach each other, move closer to each other... and hug it out.

Two older women near Slice of Life:
"What are you doing in town today, missy?"
"I'm being a hippy for the day."

"He is a very compassionate-based chef."

A co-worker informed me she couldn't believe how frequently I reference Whole Foods in my blog.
"Yes, I used to say my blog was secretly sponsored by Whole Foods because I mentioned it so often."
"Now you could say co-sponsored by Community Market."
"And sometimes subsidized by Milk & Honey."

Words of the week:
Taroscopes
Namaste'ing

Recently I was at the Rialto behind a woman ordering a large Coke.  She made the comment upon being handed the drink, "I feel guilty I ordered a cola with this row of healthy teas staring up at me."

It was late in the evening and my niece was not tired.  She ran around singing, performing and then attempting yoga.  She told me, "I can't go to sleep, I have to do tree pose one more time!"

"Why are people who always talk about how important it is to be grounded usually so ungrounded?"

"The non-Waldorf crowd in Sebastopol... have to rep-re-sent!"

My yoga teacher in Santa Rosa, (jokingly) mocking me:
"I remember when you first came to yoga.  You were walking around like, I'm from Sebastopol.  So I obviously know more about restorative yoga than anyone here!"

A text thread between two locals discussing a healing circle being held for a mutual friend:
(names changed to protect the dismissed)
We could ask Beth to help.  But of course that's only if she could come and not be stoned.
-Maybe we could ask Sharon?  But that would mean she'd actually have to leave her house.
Maybe Celia?
-No, talk about type A!  She would hijack the whole evening!


License plates:
AYM LOVE
MEDIT8
PIGASYS
ROCK STP













Shout out to Laguna Farm and their wonderful CSA boxes!










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