"I know - ginger lemonade. Lavender lemonade. Honey lemonade. Can't we find some place we can just get normal lemonade?"
Small sign on a coffeehouse table: "Reserved 6-8 for a meeting of the Preppy Astrologists"
"And folks were getting upset. I was like, 'Calm down. Everyone relax. Chill out. Take some kava kava pills.'"
Woman sitting outside Community Market: "Yes, the person sitting next to me was a hippie. Or as I like to call them, a 'hipper-than-thou.'"
"Remember the old days when you could just make a cake that wasn't gluten-free? When you could serve ice cream without having to have a dairy-free alternative available as well? When you could have diet Coke at a birthday party and not get lectured about it? Life was simpler before I moved here."
Favorite Sebastoblog comment:
"Your latest update from Sebastopol, CA. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your sign."
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